This Is Me

I totally aced it.

Okay maybe I’m exaggerating a little. For reading part, there was some words I stumbled upon because I was a tad anxious. I scanned through the text, the most complex word were amateur and magnesium sulphide. Easy Peasy.

As for the pictures, I rattled on non stop and I am not kidding. I said practically everything until I became quiet and the examiner asked, “Is that all? We’ll moved on to the conversation.”

SHE DIDN’T ASKED ME ANYTHING REGARDING THE PICTURE PART.

FREAKIN’ AWESOME.

The conversation was about friends which is so easy. She basically asked, Did anyone ever asked you to do a difficult task. And I said difficult as in beyond my ability to help someone? She then further explained..

The next question was, where do you usually make friends? I said school, orientation camps, school again on how we meet each other everyday and etc.

The last question was, have you ever had a conflict with a friend. I told them about my Denise & Adelene saga. LOL. And then the examiner finally asked “So are you still talking to them?” I said dramatically, “Sadly, no.” AND THEY BOTH LAUGHED!

To be honest, my conversation part wasn’t that good. I wasn’t talking in a very coherent manner. It’s like I’m on the spotlight and I’m only given a few seconds to think and compose it. Furthermore, I didn’t give a lot of points. I gave 1 point and then elaborate as much as i can on that.

All in all, I am very pleased with it.

And lastly, I MET LIKE A FEW OF MY PRIMARY SCHOOL FRIENDS WHO ARE RETAKING O LEVELS TOO. That’s great since I’m able to go with them!

Anyways, you know there’s like 3 groups and 6 examiners. F150, F151 and F152. I was in F151. One of the examiners in F150 was my secondary 1/2 history teacher. LIKE OMG. And one of the examiners in F152 is one of my choir teacher that I know for years and she’s freakin’ awesome and great teacher. LIKE DOUBLE OMG.

I was really hoping I got my ex choir teacher so I wouldn’t feel that nervous. Yes I am that unlucky, I got into the group that I know none of the teachers that were examining me.

IT WAS LIKE, HI MISS MELISSA CHIN. She’s awesome and she left my school when we were in secondary four and everyone was devastated..

Those random strangers used to be my siblings UGH DISGUST THE FUCK OUT OF ME thinking about that.

Yes, I haven’t spoke to them I think about 1 year or longer. The point is that I hate them a lot. We do not acknowledge each other. We ignore each other on the dinner table as well. They are NOTHING to me.

The bitch is 27 years old and the bastard is 24 years old. They are nothing but a menace to society. At that age, they don’t even have a good qualification let alone having a decent o level certificate. I am way superior than them in any case. The bitch only has a diploma from a private school that is barely recognized by the Ministry of Education. The bastard only has a ITE certificate with cGPA of 1.3. I scored nearly 3x of his pathetic cGPA. I’ll take back at saying they’re a menace. They are great at cleaning up our streets and keeping it in pristine condition!

Since I am studying about information technology and thank god for Data Communications and Networking, I decided to make them suffer.

In this household, I rule the internet. Since I’m the only tech savvy person in this house.

I restricted their internet access. I know they love watching korean dramas at night. Anyway, this isn’t the first time I block off their internet. That time I totally block them off and my mother paid me to give them access again. I’ll do anything for money. Well it depends.

This time, I decided to restrict their internet within a timeframe to make them suffer but at the same time not that noticeable.

They are only allowed to access the internet..

Monday – All Day
Tuesday 5AM till 11PM
Wednesday – All Day
Thursday – 5AM till 11PM
Friday – 5AM till 9PM
Saturday – 5AM till 8PM
Sunday – 5AM till 9PM.

Yes I am that awesome. Obviously I have unlimited access to it.

GCE O Level English Oral Examination.

I was as usual, panicky. Sitting behind panicing while the others tried to calm me down.

The oral examiners are totally absurd. I know that they’re teachers and they are usually respected by students of the school. However, you’re not some kind of bigshot minister. You’re just an effing teacher.

Pissed off man. The oral examiner totally doesn’t know limits. Call yourself a teacher urgh. I was doing my picture discussion with her. She unwrap her chocolate bar(I believe its kitkat) and i assume she ate it because i really didn’t saw what happen and i’m so not interested to see her eat. I find it very rude. Although she did wore everything pink, interesting aye. Even her umbrella is pink.

Besides she doesn’t even have the rights to judge us. Some of us wore ties as we think that it look smart on us, while other didn’t wore it. As you can see it is totally optional. However, she commented that Sean has no morals as he not wearing a tie.

What effing logical theory is that? No tie = No morals. Obviously its ludicrous.

The pink lady smiled while i was almost finishing and apparently i had no idea why she did so. After i left, she laughed for some reason that i didn’t know. My last point regarding the conversation was something to do with kidney failure. Now, is that funny? Oops i totally forgotten to laugh. Slap me.

She even said to Sean, talking to himself. Isn’t that like effingly MEAN? To add on to it, TWICE. Yes, i’m aware that we are students and is that the reason why you’re picking on us? Well, truthfully that is nothing we can do much.

The lady who wore black didn’t say anything. But they both like very damn arrogant.

Congratulations!

• Faizal
• Atikah
• Siwei

For obtaining A1 for the May Mother Tongue O Level paper!
They must be bloody good in it.. And Atikah was so scared that she might not get A1=.-

As for myself, i’ve gotten a C6. Well not impressive to you, but it is for me. I expected to fail because over the years I always fail my mother tongue but.. I pass! Maybe because of the moderation thingy.

I don’t want retake! Or maybe I should.

I know tomorrow is the chemistry spa O level skill 3 thingy and I just found it out at 8:30pm ? HAHA I’m such a slacker!
And the one who told me is SYAFIQ. He even knows it even when he is not taking it.

I was out like in the whole afternoon. I went to east coast park! I was with my sister, my brother and his girlfriend. So we rented two double bikes and we cycle. Initially I was with my sister but.. somehow my control over the bike sucks and i would wobble and my sister was scared she might fall.

We were cycling and she was screaming endlessly. Can you imagine the attention we’re getting from the people. She decided to got off and cycle with my brother’s girlfriend. I end up cycling with my brother. My brother is like so lazy! I was in front and he didn’t cycle okay imagine how much effort I needed to step on the peddle to move the bicycle.

After that we went to eat ice cream at the car park. You guys know, there is this lot for the handicap and this guy who is not handicap at all just park into the lot in front of us. There was this signboard at the front of the handicap lot. “Call Etcetc for unauthorised parking fine $400″. I decided to call! Yes i know i just feel like calling and make him pay for parking in that lot!

My sister talk to the other person who was at the other line. We went to tampines and to bedok and east point and back home. Tampines, to buy otah otah. Bedok, to buy dinner for my mother. East point, to buy dinner for me,sister,brother,brother’s girlfriend. We were taking car anyway=x

*blowing my nose*

I don’t want sit in the middle anymore. It’s hot. I want to sit at the side where all the fans are.

Mother tongue paper was okay. I think. But Paper 1 was tricky I think I’m gonna screw up my paper 1. The letter writing is like difficult and the compo writing, I don’t understand the question and I even looked up the meaning up and still I don’t understand.

I still chose that topic and just write. I know what you’re thinking. Either one maybe ?

Paper 2 was quite okay. Not that difficult. I want a B3 for mother tongue! I know that is like nonsense because I have always been failing mother tongue ever since primary school.

reminiscent of my broken dreams