This Is Me

Well, I’m weird! As if no one knows that.

So, as many of you have know, tomorrow is my birthday and i have been waiting for this day to come ever since ever!

The reason being, i can finally register for my own credit card and do my own online shopping without bugging my mum for her credit card.

You have no idea how many things i am planning to buy online from the United States which I last heard from a friend that over 40 of it’s states has been infected with the infamous swine flu! Now, I guess it is possible that the bacteria of the swine flu could seep in and then travel all the way from US to Singapore and then i opened it and then BOOM. I’ll be famous! I guess since I’ll be the first case in Singapore.

I’m digressing right? And of course registering for your driving license and for most of you, entering into pubs and stuff.

Anyways, I did opened my other package that recently arrived from the US. I’m still alive, kicking, squashing ants, stomping on cockroaches, punching cats, kick random boy’s testicles, cursing people.. Well you get the picture, I’m healthy as a horse!

As i was saying, I am weird! I was at school today cloud nine, elated and being oblivious to lectures.. and I realized that I’m really gonna be 18! It’s like so OLD. I can’t believe I’m aging that fast. Before you know it, I’m 50 with horrible wrinkles and do you know that by the time you’re 20, the collagen on your skin starts to slow down and then as you age more, you’ll spending most of your time on anti aging cream! And so i was having butterflies in my stomach, nauseous and freaking out.

THAT IS SO SCARY.

I want eternal youth!

Everyone does.

And one more thing, I cannot stress enough how sunblock is VERY important. The sun damages your skin and make you age even faster! Do YOU wanna look like someone in their midlife when you’re only in your twenties!? Of course not! Use sunblock people! And do not go for tanning, fake tan is so much better or use a bronzer.

Now, about 5 more hours till i can hop on Citibank’s website and start registering for my credit card!

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