This Is Me

I hooked my macbook to the 40 inch TV! Look at my super elongated iTunes!

“I think your credit card has arrived.”

“And? Where is it?”

“Still in the mailbox.”

Omg my mother is so lame.

I took the key and rushed out to open the mailbox!

GUESS WHAT ARRIVED! Though it’s not that hard to guess…

LOL..

1) Paypal account made!
2) iTunes/Apple Store account made!
3) Borderlinx/Globeshopper account made!

And I’ve already charged $6. I bought something online.

Hhmmmm… Still a ton of things i wanna from the US.

I LOVE MY CARD

And the Full HD Television arrived!

Look at my water bottle!

And i can hook up my MacBook to the television and make it a 40 inch display for me! But i don’t have the necessary cables to do so.

Stupid.

I was flipping through various channel trying to find a HD Channel to test out the much raved HD features. To my dismay, i couldn’t find a HD Channel. Bummer, what a waste. Why did my parents get a Full HD TV anyway?

Now, other minor updates.

Apparently my glass wall and door can’t be fixed in yet because 9 feet of glass is too high which is from the tiles on the floor way up to the ceiling. The solution was to build like a beam above. Main door and both toilet door has been changed! And I was exclusively asked to choose the colors!

26th May – Beam will be fixed and it requires a few days for it to ‘dry’.
29th May – Air Con Men will be coming to change all 3 aircon units and install 1 unit in my new room!

Excited much!

My parents spend quite a lot on this. The glass door cost about $3,000 and the installation of new air conditioning units cost about $3,000 too. They wouldn’t need to install new air conditioning unit if there was no fourth room.. And the cost of furniture like my new bed, wardrobe and etc is not counted in yet.

It’s 13th of May people!

Omg i have this blog for so long till i can even find my own post that i made on for my 16th birthday!

Finally! LIKE FINALLY…

And so at at when the digital clock strikes 00:00AM I clicked submit on Citibank’s website, and it says i have to be 18.

WTF MAN.

I tried again at 6AM. You have to be 18.

WTF MAN.

And then i realized that my Date of Birth i wrote today’s date instead of 13th May 1991.

WTF I AM SUCH A BLONDE.

And so there was this generic error at 6 AM. I tried again at 8AM, 12PM, 7PM.

GENERIC ERROR.

I called Citibank’s hotline and they have no idea what is wrong.

Apparently my mother can’t been my guardian because her name is already been used for their secret verification thingy crap which i can’t change so i had to get my father.

Yes, I’m truly a dumb blonde.

And finally i managed to get my application submitted! And i just finished printing all the required documents and sealing in the envelope ready to be sent out!

This year i opted for something different i wanted my birthday to remain unknown or inconspicuous.

And no i didn’t get a car. I’m only psyched about getting my own credit card and my driving license. Everything else i don’t care including going to clubbing.

Denise was bored in i guess. I was sitting at the back so basically i could see everyone’s screen. And i saw denise drawing this and send it to me through msn.

Well, I’m weird! As if no one knows that.

So, as many of you have know, tomorrow is my birthday and i have been waiting for this day to come ever since ever!

The reason being, i can finally register for my own credit card and do my own online shopping without bugging my mum for her credit card.

You have no idea how many things i am planning to buy online from the United States which I last heard from a friend that over 40 of it’s states has been infected with the infamous swine flu! Now, I guess it is possible that the bacteria of the swine flu could seep in and then travel all the way from US to Singapore and then i opened it and then BOOM. I’ll be famous! I guess since I’ll be the first case in Singapore.

I’m digressing right? And of course registering for your driving license and for most of you, entering into pubs and stuff.

Anyways, I did opened my other package that recently arrived from the US. I’m still alive, kicking, squashing ants, stomping on cockroaches, punching cats, kick random boy’s testicles, cursing people.. Well you get the picture, I’m healthy as a horse!

As i was saying, I am weird! I was at school today cloud nine, elated and being oblivious to lectures.. and I realized that I’m really gonna be 18! It’s like so OLD. I can’t believe I’m aging that fast. Before you know it, I’m 50 with horrible wrinkles and do you know that by the time you’re 20, the collagen on your skin starts to slow down and then as you age more, you’ll spending most of your time on anti aging cream! And so i was having butterflies in my stomach, nauseous and freaking out.

THAT IS SO SCARY.

I want eternal youth!

Everyone does.

And one more thing, I cannot stress enough how sunblock is VERY important. The sun damages your skin and make you age even faster! Do YOU wanna look like someone in their midlife when you’re only in your twenties!? Of course not! Use sunblock people! And do not go for tanning, fake tan is so much better or use a bronzer.

Now, about 5 more hours till i can hop on Citibank’s website and start registering for my credit card!

My package arrived on Thursday!

Softest brush i ever touched. I seriously recommend you guys to get it.

Petite!

An empty jar for USD2!

The white lids are eyeshadow given free by them. No, I’m not planning to use them obviously.

Isn’t it pitiful how cheap your humor is? And I was in Changkat Primary School and then.. Siglap Secondary School and now I’m in Temasek Polytechnic.

You’re clearly a dumb ass as well. You think you’re that smart pointing out errors? The fact that my hobby isn’t writing at all. You’re assuming. And what? Are you assuming I’m a columnist for the local newspaper as well?

I never did say that English is my forte in the beginning.

And it’s clear that you just got turned down from a guy you asked sex for. Now you’re on an emo outrage. I suggest you to get a life and stop acting tough on the internet.

And be original. Stop plagiarizing why don’t you just link your friends here?

Wait. Why do i bother giving an explanation?

3 Words.

Fuck you bitch.

PS. HATE ME MORE PLEASE. You’re only making me richer. Ponder upon that.

I so0o00o love it when people leave hateful comments for me ^_~

Ohh before i leave, Emily’s IP address is 220.255.7.169 And I’m not responsible if you’re planning to do anything to it. And here is Emily’s email address  emilybronte@hotmail.com Beware, she might be a transexual behind that screen. If that email is real that is.